Here’s my guess

I’ve not performed an algorithm on Tony’s antics as a result of I am too fairly for math. Nonetheless, here is my guess for this week’s clown present dropped at you courtesy of TNT superduper fantasticer canine and pony routine:

Tony will announce, both Monday or Wednesday, {that a} new window of alternative is correct across the nook, and traditionally, he  makes use of the fifteenth because the day of magic. He’ll amaze and delight you with supporting proof that his excessive stage pronoun individuals around the globe have offered him and him alone in secret and encrypted messages. 

Then, after all, that he’s offended due to the one hillion gazillion billion listeners, solely 5 have been silly sufficient to contribute to the canine and pony present. He’ll threaten, naturally, to only do the present for personal subscribers, though most of his cash is made off of the Twitter click on bait. 

Remember to pay attention in breathless anticipation, as he tells his adoring listening viewers that everybody, and I imply everybody, is happy and everyone seems to be on the banks. He can also allude to the truth that hundreds upon hundreds of listeners stand prepared with nugatory foreign money clenched of their sweaty fists to sprint to the fictional name facilities. And by golly, proper on cue, his clown automotive stuffed with pumpers will slobber out their messages of hopium proper fast. 

None of it will likely be true, thoughts you, however it will likely be enjoyable.