Satire: What if Akbar was actually just a minister in the court of Birbal, the great Hindu king?

Regardless of being one of many world’s most well-known and recognisable landmarks, the Taj Mahal has just lately come underneath scrutiny as a result of there are some individuals who consider that the monument isn’t fairly what it appears. 

A petition filed earlier than the Lucknow bench of the Allahabad Excessive Court docket has sought that 20 locked rooms inside the Taj be opened up, simply to verify that there are not any Hindu idols or scriptures inside — a revelation that may be akin to discovering a Congress celebration membership card hidden within the Prime Minister’s sock drawer.

If, certainly, such issues have been to be discovered inside the premises of the Taj, it will lend credence to the speculation (initially put forth by that pillar of historic revisionism, Professor P.N. Oak) that the Taj Mahal was truly a Hindu temple known as Tejo Mahalaya, and that the Mughal invaders used the despicable follow of historic negationism to alter written historical past with a purpose to serve the political wants (and egos) of their kings. What kind of tyrannical regime would attempt to do issues like that?

Because of the efforts of Professor Oak (who additionally took the lead in informing anybody who would pay attention that Christianity is definitely Krishna Neeti and that the Vatican is initially Vatika) and different like-minded folks, we’re lastly making efforts to bust these long-held myths and reclaim our rightful heritage. Whereas I’m grateful for these stellar students and their contribution to society, I really feel that we have to go even deeper to search for proof of false histories and narratives which were foisted on us by outsiders. We’re merely scratching the floor of this centuries-old conspiracy by all different overseas powers to defame India, and particularly the BJP authorities.

“The CBI ought to examine Nintendo’s archives to unearth proof that Tremendous Mario Bros. relies on an historic South Indian people hero known as Tremendous Mariappan (the moustache is a lifeless giveaway)”

Proof past doubt

For example, what if some investigations may flip up proof that Aurangzeb was truly a Hindu king known as A. Rangarajan, who was respectfully known as ‘A. Ranga Saheb’ by his close to and pricey ones? What if we may discover historic scriptures that proved that Babar was truly Babu R., Jahangir was J.N. Giri and Akbar was truly only a minister within the courtroom of Birbal, the nice Hindu king? (From the irrefutable proof from comics, it appeared like Birbal did all of the work anyway, so this isn’t actually that far-fetched.) This may show past doubt that the Mughal empire truly by no means existed, eradicating their presence from India in a single fell swoop. A big step in taking again what’s ours, and firmly establishing that we have been a Hindu Rashtra all alongside.

In truth, this devoted effort by overseas powers to wipe out any data of historic Hindu greatness continues to today, even hiding in sudden locations like popular culture.

For example, I believe it’s essential for the Supreme Court docket to direct the Walt Disney Firm to permit Indian officers to look at the unique scripts of  Captain America, to guarantee that the character was not appropriated from a Vedic-era manuscript that tells tales of an excellent soldier named Shiv Rajan, who’s is thought to buddy and foe as Captain Avarakkai. 

The CBI ought to examine Nintendo’s archives to unearth proof that Tremendous Mario Bros. relies on an historic South Indian people hero known as Tremendous Mariappan (the moustache is a lifeless giveaway). The Exterior Affairs ministry ought to take efforts to reclaim Australia (which, as many eminent Indians have identified, was initially Astralay) in order that we are able to use it to retailer our most dangerous weapons, similar to nuclear warheads, submarines, and Amit Malviya.

At a time when India’s standing is rising as a worldwide energy, we should urgently revise the historic revisionism that has brought on a lot hurt to our nation. So we are able to be certain that future generations don’t find yourself referring to Rahul Gandhi as Raul Gondry, Rajinikanth as Raz-ibn-khan or Valluvar Kottam as Val Kilmer Cottage.

The Chennai-based author/ satirist and recreation designer likes enjoying video games together with his writing.