Romeo is a Useless Man wastes no time.
Within the sport’s first half-hour, the protagonist, Romeo Stargazer, has been brutally disfigured by a zombie and rescued from the brink of demise, satirically, by being stabbed within the eye with a life help gadget. He’s then recruited by the FBI and dispatched to slice via hordes of undead, journey throughout space-time in a bike, enter one other dimension via a TV and battle a towering boss named Each Day is Like Monday.
It’s all par for the course within the newest sport by Goichi Suda, the self-described “punk sport designer” higher generally known as Suda51 (in Japanese, “go” and “ichi” are homonyms for the numbers 5 and 1).















